So we are on the Google Partner page now: https://cloud.google.com/partners/ .
Clearly this was done under duress, we have photos of important executives in compromising situations, as is standard practice.
However, in case you have been living under a rock ** - check out http://appengine.cloudbees.com/ . You can signup with your Google credentials (we are doing more work on this with Oauth which we hope to report about soon).
** I originally wrote "living under a rocket" - which is how I feel. Rather, strapped to one.
@michaelneale on twitter and so on.